{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"type":"standard","title":"Umbarger, Texas","displaytitle":"Umbarger, Texas","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7881237","titles":{"canonical":"Umbarger,_Texas","normalized":"Umbarger, Texas","display":"Umbarger, Texas"},"pageid":22774374,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/TXMap-doton-Umbarger.png/330px-TXMap-doton-Umbarger.png","width":320,"height":290},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/TXMap-doton-Umbarger.png","width":492,"height":446},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1246717705","tid":"65d1d0b2-7772-11ef-a831-18f78dbe8d9f","timestamp":"2024-09-20T17:04:29Z","description":"Census-designated place in Randall County, Texas, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":34.95638889,"lon":-102.10944444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbarger%2C_Texas","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbarger%2C_Texas?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbarger%2C_Texas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Umbarger%2C_Texas"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbarger%2C_Texas","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Umbarger%2C_Texas","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbarger%2C_Texas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Umbarger%2C_Texas"}},"extract":"Umbarger is a census-designated place in Randall County, Texas, United States. According to the Handbook of Texas, the community had an estimated population of 327 in 2000. The community is part of the Amarillo, Texas Metropolitan Statistical Area.","extract_html":"
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{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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