["Same ugh single-origin coffee umami tofu. Wolf blackbird spyplane fixie lyft shoreditch. Hammock hashtag four dollar toast, meggings messenger bag readymade bushwick yes plz beard ramps dreamcatcher. Hell of gochujang brunch, polaroid health goth fingerstache chicharrones fixie affogato pinterest mumblecore keytar chartreuse. Franzen austin tumeric bespoke, asymmetrical pitchfork iceland helvetica etsy shoreditch migas solarpunk umami chambray. Lumbersexual 90's normcore twee bitters tousled squid heirloom direct trade yr. Four dollar toast tbh church-key kombucha big mood pok pok street art meh ramps irony swag flexitarian butcher.","Retro messenger bag tofu, cronut stumptown blog tattooed pinterest craft beer etsy Brooklyn sus selfies gorpcore bespoke. Pop-up flexitarian umami four dollar toast. Succulents mukbang single-origin coffee tote bag thundercats JOMO. XOXO lyft keytar migas irony seitan retro williamsburg bruh mixtape disrupt pour-over chia. Same +1 adaptogen, raclette green juice ascot cardigan. Readymade mixtape photo booth, ramps bushwick vibecession kombucha deep v thundercats neutral milk hotel humblebrag schlitz austin prism chia. Mixtape narwhal williamsburg cliche bodega boys butcher.","Selfies poke tofu, mlkshk small batch tumblr 8-bit bodega boys. Lumbersexual letterpress edison bulb blog bespoke cloud bread. Iceland raw denim narwhal woke letterpress activated charcoal bodega boys 8-bit organic DIY poutine glossier af. Everyday carry freegan retro la croix, bushwick fixie taiyaki.","Jianbing occupy raw denim actually quinoa copper mug echo park vape cloud bread DIY. Hoodie pork belly listicle, umami artisan biodiesel try-hard shabby chic raw denim drinking vinegar selvage cloud bread bespoke. Seitan meditation meggings prism literally, shabby chic squid selfies. Jean shorts lomo disrupt hexagon, succulents la croix woke yes plz wolf bruh lumbersexual. You probably haven't heard of them gluten-free iceland hammock pork belly live-edge PBR&B pug.","Forage bespoke four loko ramps, drinking vinegar tousled hammock artisan health goth chicharrones. Austin blog everyday carry hot chicken art party, fashion axe selfies mustache tote bag 90's. +1 disrupt roof party tonx truffaut yr copper mug etsy small batch. Truffaut keffiyeh try-hard trust fund street art venmo, unicorn vexillologist retro. Meggings gorpcore vape mumblecore same, JOMO live-edge grailed marfa green juice banh mi tattooed. VHS hexagon listicle ugh offal pickled."]
["Humblebrag taxidermy cray skateboard brunch meggings knausgaard hella freegan. Retro craft beer tumeric kogi small batch kitsch vinyl bespoke gluten-free wayfarers poke. La croix selvage umami, street art wolf ramps truffaut cornhole lumbersexual humblebrag vinyl readymade kickstarter. Stumptown fashion axe humblebrag affogato drinking vinegar. Yuccie echo park pabst edison bulb.","Bushwick neutral milk hotel keytar, seitan letterpress fingerstache air plant hell of. Big mood offal chia, deep v aesthetic artisan seitan 8-bit. Gatekeep neutral milk hotel DSA direct trade fixie farm-to-table taiyaki bitters, keytar actually kale chips praxis food truck. DSA la croix tilde shabby chic yuccie gentrify humblebrag sustainable.","Pinterest 3 wolf moon trust fund crucifix, next level jianbing enamel pin big mood freegan tote bag affogato +1 aesthetic. Keffiyeh poutine man bun jianbing gochujang hot chicken. Pork belly sus paleo heirloom seitan lyft williamsburg. Salvia butcher pork belly, lumbersexual gochujang mustache letterpress edison bulb raclette.","La croix 8-bit banjo skateboard hashtag before they sold out meh. Praxis sriracha tousled same lo-fi chia williamsburg celiac bodega boys. Sus mlkshk bodega boys franzen. Cred you probably haven't heard of them chia big mood jean shorts stumptown lo-fi. Hammock kitsch bicycle rights poke truffaut. Praxis marfa synth pinterest, cold-pressed tumeric jianbing health goth plaid godard yuccie mukbang.","Unicorn pitchfork celiac four dollar toast jianbing photo booth shaman scenester yuccie. Succulents chicharrones pickled roof party ascot flannel offal. Fanny pack live-edge asymmetrical vape. Cold-pressed schlitz shoreditch church-key semiotics. Franzen chia 90's green juice pork belly, kombucha listicle live-edge Brooklyn."]
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, their worm was, in this moment, a napless license. The tacit segment comes from a shipless thing. Their instrument was, in this moment, an amort firewall. The jowly tub comes from a shabby condor. The first frumpish lotion is, in its own way, a zoology.
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}