{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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Dream Chronicles: The Chosen Child is a 2009 adventure and puzzle casual game developed by KatGames and originally published by PlayFirst. It is the third installment in the Dream Chronicles series, the second sequel to 2007's award-winning game Dream Chronicles and also the last part of the first trilogy called Faye's Journey.
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